I Swear It Was An Accident

So last night, I discovered yet another reality show on VH1. America's Most Smartest Model. I had seen some commercials involving "pretty" people and a spelling bee and I at least had to check it out. 16 models have gathered to find out who is the most smartest of them all. The show began with everyone listing their modeling experience and education credentials, which leads me to the only reason I stayed tuned into the whole episode. One of the male models, Brett, is a graduate of the University of Central Florida, my own and N~S~C's alma mater. I had to see just how smart he was.



The first competition was a spelling bee with the words increasing in diffuculty each round. The first word given was "blue." The models response: "Is this a joke?" I believe the next round was designers and for models you would have expected them to do much better. The designer round eliminated most of them. The winner of the spelling bee would have an edge in round 2, the Call Back.



For the Call Back, models had to walk the runway while listing random things for the judges, such as things that are soft, things that are round, cities outside the United states, types of dinosaurs etc. Brett got elements on the periodic table. He named about 5 correctly and ended with "metal". Oh well. It was good enough for him to win the competion and immunity from elimantion. GO UCF.



Here's a nice picture of our boy Brett. I hope he sticks around longer to prove that even students from "You Can't Finish" can be the most smartest at something.



Until next time,
Will Work For Shoes, AKA The Guide