Stank Ass
Witizens,
I need your help. What should I do if one of my co-workers smells like sour mildew? I went to HR and they were no help because they turned in a two week notice. I've tried air freshener but unless I were to strap it to my face, it doesn't work. Please help me solve this stank ass problem. I'm out because I need fresh air.
WWFS
I need your help. What should I do if one of my co-workers smells like sour mildew? I went to HR and they were no help because they turned in a two week notice. I've tried air freshener but unless I were to strap it to my face, it doesn't work. Please help me solve this stank ass problem. I'm out because I need fresh air.
WWFS
posted by Will Work For Shoes @ 8:33 AM
3 Comments:
At 4:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
If the person already posted a Two Weeks Notice, fuck it, tell they stink. Do it like in Top Gun. Walk over, lean in and go "Hey co-worker (sniff), you stink." And then walk away.
They'll be smelling like meadows in time.
- The Jay
www.TheJay.com
At 7:02 PM,
Not So Cosmo said…
WWFS and Witizens,
I think by now you have to tell the smelly cat that they smell, or avoid the brown cloud. Otherwise, you're giving them "stank" looks for no reason. I'm not sure which is worse: the bitchy looks from you or being told my toeses don't smell like roses. Whatever, the truth stinks. Perhaps a polite breaking of the news might work. Like, "Your cologne/perfume doesn't do you justice... Go shower it off. Now." Or mace the bastard with Febreze. If that's too harsh, then just avoid that person for the next two weeks.
Not~So~Cosmo
At 12:41 PM,
Rogue Scholar said…
It would of course help if he understood a word you were saying to him. You could tell him that he stinks but he would probably just look at you with a blank expression and then go on about his business.
We're out of luck.
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