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When witty meets ditsy. It is a phrase coined by my once and future ex-husband to describe the brilliance I will display one second, and the utter stupidity the next. In an attempt to join wit with dits, I bring you Witsy. I would like to hear similar experiences, answer questions, and hopefully learn from and educate others without feeling like a moron about it. I ask everyone to join me in an attempt to brighten up the world, one beautiful mind at a time. Welcome to Witsy.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Witsy's Why Women Wednesday

Witizens,

Wow, it's Thursday already? Why, Women are we always late.....? (Clears throat)

Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo

posted by Not So Cosmo @ 9:17 AM  

4 Comments:

  • At 4:50 AM, Blogger Will Work For Shoes said…

    Personally, I am easily distracted and bad at estimating how long it will take me to do something. I think I just take longer to do almost everything. My uncle used to always say I made things more difficult. You know how a recipe will give an estimated "time"? Well, you can add at least 30 minutes to each of those for me. I don't know what it is. Maybe my utensils are not up to par. Wait, wasnn't I supposed to be talking about being late. See how easily I was distracted?

     

  • At 8:02 AM, Blogger Rogue Scholar said…

    Shoes - I feel your pain about recipe times. Maybe if we had beautiful test kitchens and high tech untensils we could get that. Or we could actually make the amount of cookies shown on a recipe instead of less.

    I actually HATE being late. It comes from my mom always being late; therefore, making ME late back when I was dependent on her to get me places. I remember sitting in the car FUMING because she was still in the house doing whatever and watching the minutes on the clock tick by. If left to my own devices, I would never be late - just perpetually early.

    Now however, I have 2 young children and will probably be late for the next 18 years of my life. Oh well.

     

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger Not So Cosmo said…

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  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger Not So Cosmo said…

    Ladies,

    I don't wear a watch and my life's motto is: "The world can wait 15 fucking minutes..."; it leads to me being late quite often. I too feel your pains. As far as cooking is concerned, I can't rush perfection, so I take my sweet time. When going out, I am either super early or super late, and being late is habitual for all of my mother's children. Now that I am the captain of my vessel, I try really hard to arrive on time, but it doesn't always happen. Then I get sidetracked, or better still, I always forget something that I need to go back for, and this happens a million times... I can only guess if I have kids it will be a gazillion times worse. Most of the time, I think I'm so busy fretting about being late that I make myself even later. Time waits for no man, or woman.

    N~S~C

     

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