Witsy's Why Women Wednesday

Witizens,

Sisters, hear my cry of inquiry! And please, riddle me this... Why Women, do guys say that the woman's private area has a fishy smell? I know I'm crossing the line, but so is having a rank tuna smell wafting from between thine legs. It has apparently happened on so many occasions that all guys think all girls have that smell. For the motherfucking record, that is not true. Cleanliness will eliminate any odors, so the key is to be clean ladies. I remember a commercial in which a girl asks her mother, "Mom, do you douche?" I only remember because it was a horribly embarrassing commercial growing up with three older brothers. It didn't matter that I didn't even know what that was; I knew it was girly and private. Cut to the present day, and not only do I realize it's girly, but also that it's necessary. Why, women, are you more embarrassed at buying things to help with the upkeep of your vagina than the aftermath of neglecting it? Why is it embarrassing at all?

Not for the weak at heart...

If you don't have heart to hearts with your mom, and you want to know what, when, where, how, and (my fave) why you should use a douche, just think of it as an internally cleaning method. Soap and water is all fine and dandy, but that won't really get all up in it. Would you use soap and water clean your teeth? Of course not. So, in the case of your snatch, every once in awhile (3-6 months), just give yourself some spring cleaning. There are some warnings and drawbacks to overusing these products, but if done properly, it is beneficial. Apropos, there are warnings and drawbacks to smelling like Chicken of the Sea. Bad odors are usually a sign of some kind of lack in hygiene, or worse, infection. It is safer to be clean and stay clean, that way if something is off, you'll always be the first to know... and not some poor bastard going down on you. Why, women, would you even let a guy go down there if you're feeling less than fresh? UGH!

If you don't want to take my witsy word for it, then ask a doctor... Or family/friends. Better yet, ask the guy who's giving you face (oral sex) if he'd rather your vag's natural scent, or spring/flower scented. I'm no man, but my olfactory senses tell me I'm onto something. If you won't do it for the masses, do it for yourself. Please remember, cleanliness is close to Godliness... And do it to decimate that long running stereotype that girls smell like fish. What a fucking travesty!

Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo