Why Women Wednesday

Witizens:

I remember seeing a Chris Rock stand up, and he asked the very same question that I wanted to write about today. I'd really like to know the answer to this one. Why, Women, do you hate other women so much? I'll admit, I'm not a huge fan of girls, but a woman that has her shit together doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's those silly ass women that behave more like girls that annoy me. However, in general, I find that women fucking loathe other women so much that they become like the characters on their favorite soap operas/reality shows. Why the intense hatred? Why the lack of trust? Why is it always about some man?

I used to work with two other females in my office. One had her shit together (cool), and the other was the oldest and seemed the most lost (crazy). As soon as I (the baby) was added to the equation, the whole thing fucking fell apart. With it only being the two of them for so long, they had kept it civil. When a third person arrived, it allowed them to vocalize their undying hatred for one another. Lucky me. I got to enjoy them fighting like cats and more evil cats, scheme on each other, try to outscheme the schemes, and ultimately break down and quit because they had driven themselves mad. It was like watching a car crash; horrific, but you just can't look away. The hatred between them was so strong, that they then try to form alliances with me, and I felt like a fucking "Survivor" finalist. More so, I felt like the only mature one in the office. It finally got weird for me when the cool one quit, and I was left alone with the crazy one. When I would do anything domestic around the office (cleaning, bringing in homemade goodies, and all in low-cut tops and high heels), she would go ballistic and snap, "Stop that! They might start expecting us to do it!!" Why can't women work together without feeling like the other XX carrier is "Out to destroy" her? Why is it all so over the top?

I think there is a general lack of trust amongst women. I've repetitiously heard, "You can't trust another woman", "Don't let a female in your home/around your man", and my personal fave: "I know how women are...". Yet, I don't know why there is this disloyalty amongst our sex. Men don't go around saying how men are "out to destroy them", nor do they constantly chop a fellow fellow down. Women, why are you stabbing your own kind in the back? Why do you shoot those daggers at other females when they are with an attractive man? Why would you ever think you can convince men that you are their equal and can get what they've accomplished done, yet you consider members of your own gender as worthless and backstabbing? Why do you hate the female coworker that makes the same 75% of the men folk's income, but not the man staring down through that glass ceiling over both of your heads? Women, why not just consider yourselves female chauvinists?

Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo