Witsy

When witty meets ditsy. It is a phrase coined by my once and future ex-husband to describe the brilliance I will display one second, and the utter stupidity the next. In an attempt to join wit with dits, I bring you Witsy. I would like to hear similar experiences, answer questions, and hopefully learn from and educate others without feeling like a moron about it. I ask everyone to join me in an attempt to brighten up the world, one beautiful mind at a time. Welcome to Witsy.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Witsy's Why Women Wednesday

Witizens:

Bonjour, ladies. This question was posed to me, and I've thought of it in the past few weeks myself. Why, Women, do you think that having a baby to trap a man will ever work? Why would creating life ever be the "easy" alternative to securing a partner? Isn't there something smaller and more reasonable that can be done? For example, wouldn't becoming a better you, or just learning to let go of a dead relationship be more feasible? If not, WHY?

I'm not a mother (if it's not painfully obvious), and I don't know if I ever will be. What I am damn sure of is that a decision like that won't be to "make the relationship work". Ummm... NO! That is ricockulous. If a man wants to leave, he'll leave. A baby won't make him stay, and may make him flee faster. Sometimes the women will say the classic line, "Leave! Me and my baby don't need you..." or will act as if they've gotten an abortion, but really don't. Also, there are these cases of women who get knocked up and never tell the father, only to return like a ghost of pussy past, and spring a kid on the man years after the fact (and sex). On top of possibly ruining this guy's new relationship and life, these women want money for their unknown kids. What the hell? I'm not saying a man isn't responsible for the life he helped create; on the other hand, it's not fair to men to be tricked, hoodwinked, and bamboozled into being a father. Why would you want a father for your child that feels tricked into being a dad?

I've heard women say they'd love to get pregnant from superstars and athletes, and I'm guessing it's a way to secure a lifelong bond with these men, as well as a lifelong bond with their money. Le sigh. What about that lifelong bondage of a kid? Is that forgotten? If being pregnant, gaining weight, breast feeding, taking care of a baby, losing sleep, and never being able to go out like I do now is the EASY alternative, then I'll stick with the difficult stuff. Thanks! I don't want to retire in my twenties from the workplace, and become a housewife. If that's what these women consider the easy life, then I feel sorry for their kids. There better be a court order involved to make me stop partying for the next nine months. Women, why are you enslaving yourself to a life of servitude to your child in the hopes to enslave a man to you?


Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo

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