Witsy

When witty meets ditsy. It is a phrase coined by my once and future ex-husband to describe the brilliance I will display one second, and the utter stupidity the next. In an attempt to join wit with dits, I bring you Witsy. I would like to hear similar experiences, answer questions, and hopefully learn from and educate others without feeling like a moron about it. I ask everyone to join me in an attempt to brighten up the world, one beautiful mind at a time. Welcome to Witsy.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Why Women Wednesday

Witizens,

Woohooo!!! It's my 69th post and I'm excited. I know, I know... I'm lascivious. After reading exerts from the tell all novel Confessions of a Video Vixen by Karrine "Superhead" Steffans, I began wondering how this chick had given more millionaires head than the law should allow, and yet she had not one thing to show for all her "hard work"... Well, until she wrote the book, that is. It lead me to today's inquiry. Why Women, do you allow men to treat you like a whore, but you don't charge them like one?

I have never taken money for sex, but I have taken money. And plenty of it... I call it gifts. I didn't really need it, but why turn down a gift? However, I have never taken any cash from the guys I slept with because we were mutually using each other for sex and I wasn't in need of cash anyway. Therefore, I've never felt used and abused and broke at the same time. That shit wouldn't fly with me. The thing that confuses me is that if I'm in need, I want the dude that is banging my brains out to help me out of whatever bind I'm in, and I would do likewise. These girls are banging multiple men and barely have money to feed themselves. Women, why are you choosing guys that would watch you starve and not lift a finger to do anymore than finger you? If you're not going to sell it, why not just sit on it?

Why not choose a man that will help you when you're in need? They are sometimes called "husbands" or "boyfriends"... If this all comes across as gold- digging, then oh hell well; I'd prefer a sugar daddy to a sperm daddy any day. I like to think that if you're going to have the shame in your eyes of fucking more men than the average porn star, then you should have some nice Gucci sunglasses to hide that shame. Since the guilt is already there, might as well take the money too. Being a cum receptacle is bad enough... Being a cum receptacle whilst being broke and starved out is a fucking travesty.

Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo

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