Crap On A Film
Witizens:
I went to see that piece of shit film Snakes on a Plane, and let me just tell you... It's a piece of shit. You can make it more entertaining, like myself, by inviting your best friend (Mary Jane) and light (or heavy) drinking; however, it's still a B movie (and instant cult classic). I think it's safe to say I totally enjoyed hating it. Maybe it was the ricockulousness of it all; or that I started saying, "De Playne, De Playne, Mayne! Snakes on de Plane, Mayne!!!" like that midget from "Fantasy Island"; or Samuel L.'s breakdown (worth seeing the whole film for; a shark doesn't eat him this time); or the drugs... hmmmm.... Whatever, I enjoyed the silliness, and I would recommend it to anyone who didn't have two hours to waste on laughing that they had two hours to waste. Hell, I'm having fun just reliving watching this shit.
Also, I've never seen such sex-driven snake bites before in film. Where these reptiles bite is quite entertaining for a lascivious girl like myself.
Yeah! I said it,
Not~So~Cosmo
I went to see that piece of shit film Snakes on a Plane, and let me just tell you... It's a piece of shit. You can make it more entertaining, like myself, by inviting your best friend (Mary Jane) and light (or heavy) drinking; however, it's still a B movie (and instant cult classic). I think it's safe to say I totally enjoyed hating it. Maybe it was the ricockulousness of it all; or that I started saying, "De Playne, De Playne, Mayne! Snakes on de Plane, Mayne!!!" like that midget from "Fantasy Island"; or Samuel L.'s breakdown (worth seeing the whole film for; a shark doesn't eat him this time); or the drugs... hmmmm.... Whatever, I enjoyed the silliness, and I would recommend it to anyone who didn't have two hours to waste on laughing that they had two hours to waste. Hell, I'm having fun just reliving watching this shit.
Also, I've never seen such sex-driven snake bites before in film. Where these reptiles bite is quite entertaining for a lascivious girl like myself.
Yeah! I said it,
Not~So~Cosmo
posted by Not So Cosmo @ 11:03 PM
3 Comments:
At 6:17 AM,
LionessofZion said…
De plane, de plane MAYNE!
joo see them hissing
and biting
slithering and sliding
flyin' dirty!
best quote of the night..."This movie is gonna give Al Qaeda ideas!!!" LOL
Lioness
At 6:22 AM,
Not So Cosmo said…
I'm Rubber Band Man, Wild as the Taliban. Nine in my right, .45 in my other hand!
At 7:21 AM,
Will Work For Shoes said…
I haven't seen it yet but the Brit here at work did and he liked it. He said it went from good to bad to so bad that it circled back around to good again. I haven't decided it the theater will get my $ or if Netflix will when it comes on DVD but after hearing the both of you, I don't think I'll be able to wait.
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