Witsy's Why Women Wednesday
Witizens:
It's about that time... Inquiring minds want to know... I want to know!!! Why, Women, are you so pressed for a man these days? I know we women love the thought of finding our one true love and blah blah blah blah blah. However, do you really think skanking it up with just any and everybody is going to make that happen? Or do you think that porn pics on Myspace is going to help? Or cybersex with AOLers? How about spoiling/buying guys? Why have you become the aggressors (chasers) and the men the prize? Why are you making the supply for pussy so extremely high that the demand is so flippin' low? Yeah, I said it.
Now, I am no prude, but I still have some old fashioned standards. Like... ah yes, not outright paying for dick. Just not cute. I don't mean that I never pay for anything; that's absurd. What I won't do is lure a man in and attract him with money. Some of these women are making themselves out to be a "Nurse With a Purse" for these guys, and then feel used when the guy continually "forgets his wallet". Ummm, you're his lady not his mother, Women. Why do you feel the need to lure men in with anything other than just being you?
Another old fashioned standard is not making myself into a pseudo porn star on the internet... sorry fellas. The photos of myself on the internet are the same body image you'd see passing me on the street. No pics of me bending over with a thong, no boob shots, and deffo no large objects placed near any orifices shots. What the hell are you women thinking? If you're going to slut it up, don't do it for free! Oh... you thought it was a moral standpoint I was taking? Not so much. If you're going to take these pics, get paid. If you're going to call up random AOLers for phone sex, get paid as a professional. If you're going to suffer carpal tunnel syndrome from all the cybersex, get fucking paid (you'll need the cash for the treatment anyway)! Why are you settling for just the attention of any man if you really want true love? Why not go for good attention? Why not wait on "the one"?Why be so hard up?
Truly,
Not~So~Cosmo
It's about that time... Inquiring minds want to know... I want to know!!! Why, Women, are you so pressed for a man these days? I know we women love the thought of finding our one true love and blah blah blah blah blah. However, do you really think skanking it up with just any and everybody is going to make that happen? Or do you think that porn pics on Myspace is going to help? Or cybersex with AOLers? How about spoiling/buying guys? Why have you become the aggressors (chasers) and the men the prize? Why are you making the supply for pussy so extremely high that the demand is so flippin' low? Yeah, I said it.
Now, I am no prude, but I still have some old fashioned standards. Like... ah yes, not outright paying for dick. Just not cute. I don't mean that I never pay for anything; that's absurd. What I won't do is lure a man in and attract him with money. Some of these women are making themselves out to be a "Nurse With a Purse" for these guys, and then feel used when the guy continually "forgets his wallet". Ummm, you're his lady not his mother, Women. Why do you feel the need to lure men in with anything other than just being you?
Another old fashioned standard is not making myself into a pseudo porn star on the internet... sorry fellas. The photos of myself on the internet are the same body image you'd see passing me on the street. No pics of me bending over with a thong, no boob shots, and deffo no large objects placed near any orifices shots. What the hell are you women thinking? If you're going to slut it up, don't do it for free! Oh... you thought it was a moral standpoint I was taking? Not so much. If you're going to take these pics, get paid. If you're going to call up random AOLers for phone sex, get paid as a professional. If you're going to suffer carpal tunnel syndrome from all the cybersex, get fucking paid (you'll need the cash for the treatment anyway)! Why are you settling for just the attention of any man if you really want true love? Why not go for good attention? Why not wait on "the one"?Why be so hard up?
Truly,
Not~So~Cosmo
posted by Not So Cosmo @ 8:18 AM
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