'Delishus' Flavor O' Love

Witizens:

The lovable, laughable, and unimaginable hit series "Flavor of Love" has come to an end for it's second season. PLOT SPOILER AHEAD: Since my last post on the show, every girl was eliminated, save Delishus, and an oldie, but slutty contestant came back from Season 1... New York. I don't know whether that whore is bipolar or just the worst actress/T.V. personality EVER, but I don't like her. I know that's the point of her character, but I don't like that either. There are ways to be unlikable without being that dramatic. Oh God, and that includes New York's horse of a mother also; she's somehow worse than that daughter of hers.

So of course New York tried to make it the "New York Show", and of course I wished I could witness television's first spontaneous human combustion. She arrived on the set looking as if she had been on the famous Hollywood diet, the Cocaine diet, and somehow managed to be sluttier and more obnoxious than last season. Although she tried to pass it off as classy, she's trashy. And that bitch can barely read. Delishus ran circles around New York, so it was no surprise that Delishus won this season. The surprise was that New York was even in the running with her ridiculous tactics; i.e. calling Flav's children "little bastards" or physically assaulting other girls. As if it weren't apparent enough by her fake hair, eyes, and nails, I'll state it for the record: everything about that bitch is fake. Her crying fits...fake. Her temper tantrums...fake. Her mind blowing orgasm noises... FAKE! So I can only assume her motive for being on the show is not for love, so even that is fake, as well.

It turns out that New York will have her own VH1 series entitled: "Floverette" or something comparably stupid. Once again a spin off is made from a spin off, and this leaves my tummy spinning. Delishus announced on both T.V. and radio that she was concerned most about Flav's refusal to eliminate New York. She even went so far as to totally let the snake out of the bag by quoting Flav in saying that "I could not eliminate New York if I wanted to; it's not my choice". For all of us who ever suspected that no girls in their right minds would compete with each other for Flav's love alone, well, we were correct. Publicity sells. Exposure sells. Scandal sells. And Flav sold out. If he couldn't eliminate New York, then the clock ceremonies and all that bullshit was, well... bullshit. If New York was only there to promote her own show, then it was worse than I ever imagined. I'm not sure if Delishus was trying to bust on her man or discredit New York, but she totally exposed that "Flavor of Love" was a sham.

I am still happy that New York got fucked and dumped for two seasons in a row, but then, I'm sure that was the point. Flav found true love, and it was Delishus. New York got dissed, and the viewing audience is ecstatic. And for suffering twice, New York gets her own show. All the other eliminated girls got their exposure and will end up on a rap video. Voila! Everyone goes home happy. What a load of bullocks!


Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo

**Here's what you missed if you didn't see the finale. Enjoy!**

Flavor of Love 2 Final Elimination


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