Thank Somebody... It's Friday

Witizens:

As another week comes to an end (at least for you lucky ducks that don't work Sat. and Sun.... bastards...), a weekend begins. Even though I'll be in tomorrow, I'm still ecstatic about the weekend. HOOORRAAAYYYY!!!! I am happy for you and your days off; you've all earned it for slaving for The Machine. Take life by the balls these next two days, and do what you want to do. It will make next week's Monday more bearable, I promise.

Actually, I am just happy all around. Sometimes, as a writer, I feel the masses would rather juicy, controversial, debasing entries. Sex sells. Violence sells. Juicy gossip sells. Love? Ahh, too overdone and who needs it? Well, I do. As a matter of fact, I concur: Love is all you need. If I could bottle all the joy in my heart, I'd spray it on everyone I passed by. Sex, drugs, violence, and scandal have been overdone as well, but no one minds that. The more the better. Love... too mushy. Poppycock is what I say to that. Open up your hearts and let that love out this weekend! It's all you need.

Truly,

Not~So~Cosmo